Augusten's assistant needs a favor

And I know you want to further the bond between me and Augusten by obliging Stewart (his assistant); see his email below:

hi everyone-
i know i sent you an email regarding my novel, and don't worry, you will not be getting bombarded forever...i just have a feeling, since you love augusten's work, that you may be willing to help out an underdog....i am a singer as well, and i have a chance to open for dave mathews band next year...
and i am trying to get everyone (and their mother) to vote for me...it's a long shot but a boy can dream--augusten sure did and look where he is now.
all you have to do is:

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and put stewart lewis as your first choice. it will take less than a minute of your time and could mean the world to little ole me. and if you REALLY want to help me, forward to your friends and ask them to vote too, and then i'll sign your butt, teach you to read, and clean your house.

if you are annoyed by this plea for help, i am SO sorry. i know you wrote an email to augusten and are not expected to help out his humble assistant. have a wonderful holiday.

So go vote for him and keep the karma flowing between me and Augusten...and also because Stewart's book was so hilarious (see #2).