This is What Crazy and Obnoxious Looks Like
Not to mention the word HYPOCRITE. Sure, Octomom doesn't want attention and would a) never get plastic surgery or b) pose for photos in a bikini.
I feel kind of stupid blogging about this--but if the Huffington Post can do it, why not, right?
That said, I prefer this video:
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Bulltwit
I know I already posted about this on my other blog, but it's still grating on my nerves today so I figured I'd continue the rant over here. Not the kind of ranting that's already going on, though; I mean, come on people--"Why does Vanity Fair Hate the Women of Twitter?" Really? According to this post, the article "paints them as attention seeking, pom pom wielding, phone sex operators for the internet."
Seriously? Vanity Fair is the bad guy here? Many women seem to think so--and some men as well.
Excuse me but come on--not to be a bitch but pick one: either use your sexuality to get ahead or don't. You can't have it both ways; complain that "the media" is portraying women in a negative light while you have a website that looks like this. Granted the woman in the article who most resembles this remark, Adventure Girl, isn't the one griping about how disappointed she is with the way she was portrayed--but before the masses continue whining about how Vanity Fair portrayed the lot of these women as flighty, leggy airheads, have a good look at Adventure Girl's website. Oh, wow--you can become one of her "Sweet Tweets." Then scroll down the page and check out the "fun gifts"--you can choose a mug or poster featuring her tits--complete with "XO, Stefanie Michaels", or you can go with the cartoonized version of her in Daisy Dukes and huge porn star-esque boobs.
Don't get me wrong--I'm not lumping all the women into the same category as Adventure Girl--but let's call a spade a spade. If a magazine wants to feature you in a group of women that include, say, porn stars, and you accept--you can't then complain that you're being lumped into the same category as porn stars. You knew who else was being featured; you had the choice to pass on being glammed up, photographed in nothing but pumps and a trenchcoat and blithely described as a "tweetheart"....but you didn't. I'm quite sure there were about a million other women who would have relished the chance to be featured in the article and enjoyed the resulting thousands of new followers.
I know I already posted about this on my other blog, but it's still grating on my nerves today so I figured I'd continue the rant over here. Not the kind of ranting that's already going on, though; I mean, come on people--"Why does Vanity Fair Hate the Women of Twitter?" Really? According to this post, the article "paints them as attention seeking, pom pom wielding, phone sex operators for the internet."
Seriously? Vanity Fair is the bad guy here? Many women seem to think so--and some men as well.
Excuse me but come on--not to be a bitch but pick one: either use your sexuality to get ahead or don't. You can't have it both ways; complain that "the media" is portraying women in a negative light while you have a website that looks like this. Granted the woman in the article who most resembles this remark, Adventure Girl, isn't the one griping about how disappointed she is with the way she was portrayed--but before the masses continue whining about how Vanity Fair portrayed the lot of these women as flighty, leggy airheads, have a good look at Adventure Girl's website. Oh, wow--you can become one of her "Sweet Tweets." Then scroll down the page and check out the "fun gifts"--you can choose a mug or poster featuring her tits--complete with "XO, Stefanie Michaels", or you can go with the cartoonized version of her in Daisy Dukes and huge porn star-esque boobs.
Don't get me wrong--I'm not lumping all the women into the same category as Adventure Girl--but let's call a spade a spade. If a magazine wants to feature you in a group of women that include, say, porn stars, and you accept--you can't then complain that you're being lumped into the same category as porn stars. You knew who else was being featured; you had the choice to pass on being glammed up, photographed in nothing but pumps and a trenchcoat and blithely described as a "tweetheart"....but you didn't. I'm quite sure there were about a million other women who would have relished the chance to be featured in the article and enjoyed the resulting thousands of new followers.
Monday, January 04, 2010
Another Guest Post--This One From Wednesday
Wow, maybe I really am a mommy blogger--first with one kid guest posting, and now the other. Yes, Wednesday (aka Mimi, but Wednesday suits her personality better), saw that Matthew wrote something so she wants a turn. So here you go:
my favorite quotes from stebrothers but im not putting quotes around them because i dont want to
im brennan but you have to call me nighthawk. you have to call me dragon
I DIDNT WANT SALMON I SAID IT 4 TIMES! this wedding is horsesh!t....
I know that you are technically married but that doesnt mean they have to live here
Ive been called the songbird of my generation, by people who have heard me.
im not gonna call him dad. EVER. even if theres a FIRE
robert better not get in my face, cause ill drop that mother f*cker
THIS IS THE FUNNEST NIGHT EVER!
i collected them from the 70's 80s and 90s....its like m**********g in a time machine.
I witnessed, with my eyes, your testicles, touching my drumset
I honestly thought i was gonna be raped. he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, lets get it on
We could start a step class, do aerobics, play army man, its makin my head spin how many activities we can do in here
how much money do you make a year, before taxes
Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12? even better, we got em when were 40
I kill you lernerd nemoy. The clown has no pen!s
You sounded like a mixture of fergie and jesus
at some times i felt like i was hovering over myself watching myself sing
Hey derek, you know whats good for shoulder pain, if you lick my butthole
Hello mizz lady
Panda...theres a d on the end
Im brennans stepbrother and i think i can help with the pan pam dilema
Hey i forgot to ask...do you liek guacamole?
On the count of 3 name your favorite dinosaur, dont even think about it just say it...1..2..3.VELOSARAPTOR. your favorite non pornagrphic magazine to m*sterbate to. GOOD HOUSEKEEPING. if you were a chick, whos the one guy u would sleep with. JOHN STAMOS.
So heres a senario for you dad: i just got out of the shower, ive got a nice bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. and nancy takes one look at me and says OH MY GOD ive had the old bull, now i want the young calf, and she grabs me by the weiner
He said the mean thing first
Im not the one staring at me!
The only reason your living here is because me and my dad both agreed that your mom is really hott, and maybe we should just both bang her and put up with the retard in the meantime
whos the retard?
you
HEY YALL DONT SAY THAT
i want you out of my f*cking house now
no way kimosabe, this is my house now
I make this sauce for brennan...its ketchup and mayonaise put together...we call it fancy sauce...FOR ME
ill try some fancy sauce...uhh i dont feel comfortable
***
Alrighty then...can you tell she's seen that movie like 100 times?
Wow, maybe I really am a mommy blogger--first with one kid guest posting, and now the other. Yes, Wednesday (aka Mimi, but Wednesday suits her personality better), saw that Matthew wrote something so she wants a turn. So here you go:
my favorite quotes from stebrothers but im not putting quotes around them because i dont want to
im brennan but you have to call me nighthawk. you have to call me dragon
I DIDNT WANT SALMON I SAID IT 4 TIMES! this wedding is horsesh!t....
I know that you are technically married but that doesnt mean they have to live here
Ive been called the songbird of my generation, by people who have heard me.
im not gonna call him dad. EVER. even if theres a FIRE
robert better not get in my face, cause ill drop that mother f*cker
THIS IS THE FUNNEST NIGHT EVER!
i collected them from the 70's 80s and 90s....its like m**********g in a time machine.
I witnessed, with my eyes, your testicles, touching my drumset
I honestly thought i was gonna be raped. he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, lets get it on
We could start a step class, do aerobics, play army man, its makin my head spin how many activities we can do in here
how much money do you make a year, before taxes
Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12? even better, we got em when were 40
I kill you lernerd nemoy. The clown has no pen!s
You sounded like a mixture of fergie and jesus
at some times i felt like i was hovering over myself watching myself sing
Hey derek, you know whats good for shoulder pain, if you lick my butthole
Hello mizz lady
Panda...theres a d on the end
Im brennans stepbrother and i think i can help with the pan pam dilema
Hey i forgot to ask...do you liek guacamole?
On the count of 3 name your favorite dinosaur, dont even think about it just say it...1..2..3.VELOSARAPTOR. your favorite non pornagrphic magazine to m*sterbate to. GOOD HOUSEKEEPING. if you were a chick, whos the one guy u would sleep with. JOHN STAMOS.
So heres a senario for you dad: i just got out of the shower, ive got a nice bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. and nancy takes one look at me and says OH MY GOD ive had the old bull, now i want the young calf, and she grabs me by the weiner
He said the mean thing first
Im not the one staring at me!
The only reason your living here is because me and my dad both agreed that your mom is really hott, and maybe we should just both bang her and put up with the retard in the meantime
whos the retard?
you
HEY YALL DONT SAY THAT
i want you out of my f*cking house now
no way kimosabe, this is my house now
I make this sauce for brennan...its ketchup and mayonaise put together...we call it fancy sauce...FOR ME
ill try some fancy sauce...uhh i dont feel comfortable
***
Alrighty then...can you tell she's seen that movie like 100 times?
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Guest Post from Matthew
It's that time again...Matthew's monthly guest post (Matthew is my 11 year old son, btw):
Hi everybody! This is the only time i'll ever be saying this, but i'm actually glad to go to school tomorrow. I hope that school is not hard tomorrow. Bye!
He also wanted me to add that his pet bunny (Cubby Jr.) is getting on his last nerve and he wants to get rid of it. Any takers?
It's that time again...Matthew's monthly guest post (Matthew is my 11 year old son, btw):
Hi everybody! This is the only time i'll ever be saying this, but i'm actually glad to go to school tomorrow. I hope that school is not hard tomorrow. Bye!
He also wanted me to add that his pet bunny (Cubby Jr.) is getting on his last nerve and he wants to get rid of it. Any takers?
Friday, January 01, 2010
2009 Movie Recap
Despite the bad economy, I did beat last year's total of 50 movies seen in the theater: in 2009 I saw 53. In the theater, not on DVD. (Technically, it was more than 53 because I saw a few of these more than once.) I don't even want to add up how much I spent at the theater in 2009; let's just say that I did more than my part to support the movie industry.
Last year I only had two categories: Sucked or Rocked. I've either become a harsher critic or 2009 was a pretty crappy year for movies because, looking over this list, there are very few that were really great. Therefore I'm adding two new categories: Pretty Good and Meh. Pretty good is for movies that didn't really rock but were, well, pretty good. Meh is for movies that neither sucked nor rocked but were just, well, meh.
So without further ado, here you go:
1. Gran Torino-ROCKED
2. Underworld Rise of the Lychans-Meh
3. Taken-rocked (with a small "r")
4. The Unborn-rocked
5. Push-rocked
6. He’s Just Not That Into You-pretty good
7. Pink Panther 2-sucked
8. Watchmen-meh
9. I Love you Man-rocked
10. Fast and Furious-rocked
11. Crank: High Voltage-rocked
12. State of Play-pretty good
13. Obsessed-sucked
14. Fired Up-pretty good
15. X-men Origins: Wolverine-rocked
16. Star Trek-Rocked (with a capital "R" but not all caps)
17. Anglels & Demons-meh
18. Terminator Salvation-pretty good
19. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian-meh
20. The Taking of Pelham 123-ROCKED
21. The Hangover-pretty good
22. Land of the Lost-SUCKED
23. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen-rocked
24. Bruno-meh (with a small "m"; very close to sucked)
25. Public Enemies-rocked
26. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince-meh
27. District 9-rocked
28. Orphan-rocked (for scare/entertainment value)
29. Inglorious Basterds-meh
30. Hurt Locker-rocked (but I don't think it should win best picture or anything)
31. GI Joe-rocked
32. Julie and Julia-ROCKED
33. The Informant-rocked
34. Jennifer’s Body-sucked
35. Capitalism: A Love Story-rocked (but not as good as Sicko)
36. Zombieland-pretty good (but I'm scared of zombies)
37. Couples Retreat-sucked
38. Paranormal Activity-Rocked
39. The Blind Side-ROCKED
40. 2012-meh
41. Up in the Air-pretty good (I was not as impressed as everyone else)
42. Avatar 3D-ROCKED
43. It’s Complicated-Rocked
44. An Education-rocked
45. A Serious Man-sucked (maybe I'm just not smart enough to appreciate it)
46. The Haunting in Connecticut-meh (good scare/entertainment value)
47. Adventureland-pretty good
48. Brothers-Rocked
49. The Collector-Meh (verging on pretty good but not quite)
50. The Uninvited-pretty good
51. Confessions of a Shopaholic-rocked
52. Precious-rocked (but with a small "r"--it was a bit of a disappointment.)
53. Stepfather-pretty good (for what it was)
Best movie of 2009? Gran Torino. Hands down. Worst movie: Land of the Lost.
And a huge thank you to Patrick for keeping this list all year--without me even asking him to! And apologies to him for seeing Brothers without him...
My goal for 2010: 55 movies.
Despite the bad economy, I did beat last year's total of 50 movies seen in the theater: in 2009 I saw 53. In the theater, not on DVD. (Technically, it was more than 53 because I saw a few of these more than once.) I don't even want to add up how much I spent at the theater in 2009; let's just say that I did more than my part to support the movie industry.
Last year I only had two categories: Sucked or Rocked. I've either become a harsher critic or 2009 was a pretty crappy year for movies because, looking over this list, there are very few that were really great. Therefore I'm adding two new categories: Pretty Good and Meh. Pretty good is for movies that didn't really rock but were, well, pretty good. Meh is for movies that neither sucked nor rocked but were just, well, meh.
So without further ado, here you go:
1. Gran Torino-ROCKED
2. Underworld Rise of the Lychans-Meh
3. Taken-rocked (with a small "r")
4. The Unborn-rocked
5. Push-rocked
6. He’s Just Not That Into You-pretty good
7. Pink Panther 2-sucked
8. Watchmen-meh
9. I Love you Man-rocked
10. Fast and Furious-rocked
11. Crank: High Voltage-rocked
12. State of Play-pretty good
13. Obsessed-sucked
14. Fired Up-pretty good
15. X-men Origins: Wolverine-rocked
16. Star Trek-Rocked (with a capital "R" but not all caps)
17. Anglels & Demons-meh
18. Terminator Salvation-pretty good
19. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian-meh
20. The Taking of Pelham 123-ROCKED
21. The Hangover-pretty good
22. Land of the Lost-SUCKED
23. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen-rocked
24. Bruno-meh (with a small "m"; very close to sucked)
25. Public Enemies-rocked
26. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince-meh
27. District 9-rocked
28. Orphan-rocked (for scare/entertainment value)
29. Inglorious Basterds-meh
30. Hurt Locker-rocked (but I don't think it should win best picture or anything)
31. GI Joe-rocked
32. Julie and Julia-ROCKED
33. The Informant-rocked
34. Jennifer’s Body-sucked
35. Capitalism: A Love Story-rocked (but not as good as Sicko)
36. Zombieland-pretty good (but I'm scared of zombies)
37. Couples Retreat-sucked
38. Paranormal Activity-Rocked
39. The Blind Side-ROCKED
40. 2012-meh
41. Up in the Air-pretty good (I was not as impressed as everyone else)
42. Avatar 3D-ROCKED
43. It’s Complicated-Rocked
44. An Education-rocked
45. A Serious Man-sucked (maybe I'm just not smart enough to appreciate it)
46. The Haunting in Connecticut-meh (good scare/entertainment value)
47. Adventureland-pretty good
48. Brothers-Rocked
49. The Collector-Meh (verging on pretty good but not quite)
50. The Uninvited-pretty good
51. Confessions of a Shopaholic-rocked
52. Precious-rocked (but with a small "r"--it was a bit of a disappointment.)
53. Stepfather-pretty good (for what it was)
Best movie of 2009? Gran Torino. Hands down. Worst movie: Land of the Lost.
And a huge thank you to Patrick for keeping this list all year--without me even asking him to! And apologies to him for seeing Brothers without him...
My goal for 2010: 55 movies.
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